"We are a construction company and we have job sites, we lose people... You better treat her right, because I have a .45 and a shovel." –Donald Trump, Jr., at his mother Ivana's wedding. Then he complimented her "great boobs." This seems like yet another great argument against marrying a Trump of any kind, even Ivanka, the relatively attractive and normal one. [Gatecrasher via Daily Intel]
Wow, this is so cool. They're doing more episodes of Ab Fab?!?
Patsy's not aging well, though.
I hope they stay together for at least as long as the four months it took to make the wedding cake.
If I ever had the opportunity to meet Ivanka in person I would probably only be able to stammer out "Uh..hi...uh...wow, great boobs!". Unless, of course, it was a lonely dark alley and I had a .45. Then I would say "get in the trunk".
So is this husband (who looks kinda old for 35) a mo-mo just putting on a show-show?
What's up?
If not, surely there are less painful routes to financial security, no?
