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· Ewan McGregor is close to signing on for The Da Vinci Code sequel Angels & Demons, the least anticipated sequel of all time. (Don't even try to argue this. It is futile. It's even less anticipated than Ice Cube's Next Monday, Not This Monday Coming, But The One Like A Week From This Monday.) [Variety]
· Rogue Pictures purchased Drill Team, a "female-driven teen dance movie set in the competitive world of high school drill teams" for low six-figures, eventually going on to usher the catchphrase "You've been drilled!" into the popular lexicon. [Variety]

· Noted ménage-à-troisist Tilda Swinton will star in Italian romantic drama Io sono l'amore, or I Am Love. [Variety]
· Edgy, arched-browed teen-movie heartthrobs that time forgot work! Christian Slater and Wes Bentley will star in Dolan's Cadillac, an adaptation of a Stephen King short story. [THR]
· Lifetime is making a movie called Little Girl Lost: The Delimar Vera Story. [THR]