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We have to give Britney Spears some credit: even after all the gurney rides, mental ward stays and umbrella attacks, she's still capable of inspiring her fellow Bimbo Summit alumni to follow in her bare footsteps. According to TV Guide, Lindsay Lohan is "in advanced discussions" to become the latest stunt cast victim guest star on the May 22nd finale of ABC's runaway hit Ugly Betty. And in a nostalgic nod to the good old days when she played an outcast in Mean Girls, she's reported to play a fast-food worker who Betty befriends. The only bad news? Lohan will be forced to share the guest star spotlight with the all-time queen of anger management-be-damned divadom.

Yes, according to Showbiz Spy, none other than cell phone thrower and luggage assaultress Naomi Campbell is confirmed to guest star in the season finale as well. While we doubt Campbell would lower herself to playing any kind of burger flipper, the two lawbreakers will presumably come into contact at some point during filming. And the potential scenarios are endless: will Naomi, in a frantic moment of jealousy over Lohan's extensions, plant powder in Lindsay's fast food costume pockets? What if Lindsay relapses on set and passes out in the vicinity of Campbell's diamond-encrusted Blackberry, prompting the supe to repeatedly throw it at the unconscious Lohan until she comes to? More frightening (and most plausible), the two will likely become BFFs and plot complicated schemes to do all of the above to poor America Ferrera. Good girls, sadly, tend to finish last.

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