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What do you do when you need to find some good stars for your upcoming porn film, but are too cheap to put a free ad on Craigslist? Hang a flier on a pole in Bushwick, of course. And to maximize responses, just leave space at the bottom for everyone interested in starring in your low-budget fuckfest to write in their name, "Length, Girth," and email or Myspace address. Don't worry, your friends will respect you in the morning. It's a perfect opportunity for you indie rock kids in "Bushdick" to earn some extra cash between jobs. Click through for a bigger picture, and to read the enticing pitch:

Do you have what it takes to be an adult star??? Niki Wilder production studio, has moved to bushwick. We are now casting for the film *Niki gets lost in Bushdick* A gang bang scene in the climax of the film, when Niki is lost in Busdick "and stumbles upon a band playing with instruments, wanting them used on her by the band, and audience. If you can perform in front of camera, and people, and have a large penis, than we are looking for you!!! Sign up, and send us video to show us what you can do.

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