If This Guy Can Date Natalie Portman, Then We All Have A Shot
If you're a music blog reading hipster, Devendra Banhart is best known as the hippie folk rocker that dozens (okay, maybe hundreds) of Pitchfork readers would go ga-ga over. But to the rest of the world, he's known as the Charles Manson lookalike who's dating sweet little Natalie Portman. Regardless of how you think of him, Banhart was spotted exiting a Greenwich Village sex shop yesterday afternoon. According to the photo service that took this picture, Banhart spent nearly two hundred dollars on sex toys . We're not sure how to react to this news, but one thing is certain — we really hope that this spending spree came as a result of Portman dumping Banhart. Otherwise, we'll never be able to look at Portman again without thinking about that Groucho Dildo. Yuck.
