Rustle through your closet for those crotchless leotards and lamé headbands, and hightail it to Hollywood and Highland—American Apparel wants YOU: "WE NEED YOU! We're holding an Open Call for all our Los Angeles stores at our Hollywood and Highland location. We are currently looking for intelligent, friendly, and dedicated people to work at our Los Angeles stores." And if it just so happens that you look like you might have been involved in a Polaroid prostitution ring in the early '80s based out of your uncle from Phoenix's split-level ranch basement, all the better! [Craigslist]