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As you well know by now, we at Defamer are committed to bringing you, the free-ice cream and Tori Spelling-loving people, regular updates on where you can access either of these phlegm-inducing guilty pleasures in the greater Los Angeles area. But we ask that you now hold on to your proverbial hats, as both of these planets are set to collide in a star system called Burbank: Tomorrow, Tori will climb behind that branch's counter to dole out samples of their new soft serve ice cream, in celebration of vaguely lactic holiday, "Bump Day." From the press release:

With approximately six million pregnancies reported annually in the United States(1), there are a lot of women craving ice cream for two! To celebrate its introduction of Soft Serve, Baskin-Robbins is turning Wednesday, May 21 into Bump Day, by offering one free 3 oz. serving of Soft Serve to expectant mothers who visit participating stores from 11 a.m. to 10 p.m.

To kick-off the event, actress and mom-to-be for the second time, Tori Spelling, will be on hand at Baskin-Robbins in Los Angeles providing expectant moms with the first swirls of Soft Serve.

We'd caution you arrive early for your audience with the former 90210 star, as the branch is expecting the line to stretch clear round the block; the longer you wait, the greater your chances of having some overzealous freebie-seeker in her third trimester completely ruin your soft-serve sampling experience by having her water break all over the franchise's floor. In any case, happy Bump Day, everyone! We plan on foregoing the ice cream in favor of celebrating the more traditional way: with our car keys and some strawberry blow.