K-Mart Sweatpants Keep You From Getting Laid

An amazing, real item on sale at K-Mart now: "These athletic pants boldly proclaim just where she stands by pointing out that 'True Love Waits' in a large screen print on the front and back of these pants." Abstinence: It's right there on her ass. Click through for the colorful varieties you can order for your teenage daughter:

The bubble-butt version:

Fun-loving yellow:

Put it in your pocket!:

[via Mother Jones]