Massive Four-Figure Payday Awaits 'Very Famous' Figure Shameless Enough to Attend Movie Premiere
A high-finance, tax-free, low-self-esteem business opportunity awaits one lucky C-lister next week in Santa Monica, where the producers of the independent film David and Fatima are sparing no expense to attract interest in their theatrical premiere. Or perhaps they're sparing a minor marketing expense, maybe a publicity fee and possibly a professional celebrity wrangler charge (but that's it!) by going straight to Craigslist with the Limited Time Offer you'll find after the jump. Tighten your shoulder straps, Tara Reid — you're wanted back on the red carpet!
$2000 cash to any famous actors or very famous figure who can participate in the premier for David and Fatima movie: June 27th 7pm.
the $2000 will be handed to you once you arrive at the theatre.
The usual C/L job board criteria may slim the producers' odds a bit ("Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster. Please, no phone calls about this job!"), but we think we'll drop by anyway for a glimpse at the multi-Spears pile-up likely to ensue as the director fans his fistful of $100's in front of the box office. Just don't tell the IRS.
