Photogs Finally Carpooling To Follow Lindsay Lohan Around
Wanting to reduce their carbon footprint on the world, some members of the paparazzi rented out a Star Line tour van to track popular actress Lindsay Lohan and good friend Samantha Ronson on Sunday afternoon. One of the photographers felt it only made sense for them to share a ride since they planned on taking pictures of the same subject. The photographer added, "I don't think that this whole caring for the environment thing is going away any time soon. So, here we are in the van hoping that we all get a great shot while doing our part for the environment." Another photographer felt the tourist angle provided them with a bit of cover, but they quickly blew their own cover when they leaped out of the van to go in for a closer shot; "We're going to be a bit more subtle about it the next time around."
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