Is A Helicopter Really That Necessary? I'm Just Trying To Do Some Crunches In Peace
Stop-Loss star Ryan Phillippe's afternoon exercise was interrupted by a helicopter flying high above his Hollywood Hills home. Phillippe tried yelling at the copter, but his plea for privacy was drowned out by the whoosh of the whirling blades. Phillippe retreated inside his home, but quickly returned a few moments with an assortment of poster board and a large magic marker. Phillippe furiously scribbled a message on the poster board then held it up to the sky. The cards read:
-"Please Leave Me Alone"
-"Isn't Lindsay Lohan Maybe Holding Hands With That DJ Lady Somewhere?"
-"Or Isn't Madonna Cheating Somewhere With A.Rod?"
-"Seriously! Go Away! What Did I Do To Deserve This?"
-"And No, You Can't Say I Know What You Did Last Summer Either."
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