Three hundred and thirty-one days ago, former Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari announced that she was writing a book to be released sometime in the far distant future: “spring 2016.” She later specified that Balancing in Heels would be published in March. Guess what: former Laguna Beach star Lauren Conrad has a book coming out then, too.

Lauren—Kristin’s sworn enemy who happens to be a New York Times bestselling author—announced on Instagram yesterday that her new book Celebrate will hit shelves on March 29.

Steephaaaannn!

According to Harper Collins’ website, Celebrate is a “must-have guide to entertaining” that “shows how easy it is to throw a fantastic party.”

Balancing in Heels, as Kristin has described it, is “basically an intimate look at my life. ...So really just everything in my life.”

Air mail to Kristin: You have 99 days.


This has been 500 Days of Kristin.

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