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In the same way that child molesters gravitate toward jobs that put them into contact with kids, sexual harassers seem to gravitate toward jobs that put them into contact with... women who've dedicated their careers to fighting sexual harassment. Jack Tuckner, a founding partner of the womens-rights law firm Tuckner Sipser Weinstein & Sipser, is being sued for sexual harassment by the firm's former office manager, Lisa Brockington. The lewd litigator's skeevy antics allegedly included boasting to Brockington about his pierced dong, wearing a bondage collar on the job, and displaying a screensaver that showed him kneeled at the feet of a dominatrix; he also talked Brockington up to his co-workers as "the ultimate shiksa." Ironically, Brockington's charges actually bolster Tuckner's assertion on his website, womensrightsny.com, that he's an "expert on sexual harassment.