Haven't seen Isaac Mizrahi around much lately? That's because he's been holed up making his own pomade, since the product he usually uses is no longer on the market. If all goes well, he might sell his new creation and call it I-Hair. [Page Six]
Producers for Lindsay Lohan's new flick, Labor Pains, were having a tough time getting insurance to cover her. Then they found one company willing to go out on a limb. And you though investing in subprime mortgage bond was risky. [Rush & Molloy]
Justin Timberlake asked Jessica Biel to move in, and she said yes. Congrats, kids. But she's still holding on to her house just in case things don’t work out. [In Touch]
Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller's wedding vows: He promised to be less organized, and she promised to prepare more non-microwaved meals. Touching. [OK!]
Remember that reality show Jennifer Lopez was working on with TLC? Sorry, it's all just a big publicity stunt for her new clothing line. [MSNBC]
Cindy Adams doesn't know who Olivia Palermo is, or what she's famous for. Anyone want to fill her in? [Cindy Adams]
Remember Coolio? He's apparently huge in Russia, where he gets paid big bucks to perform at parties for billionaires. [Page Six]
Heath Ledger's friends announced a new scholarship fund to help "struggling" Australian actors. [People]
Kate Beckinsale and Victoria Beckham are trying to hook up their children, who are both 9 years old. Classy. [NYDN]
Gavin Rossdale says wifey Gwen Stefani's endlessly changing style makes it seem like he's marrying three new women each week. It's called multiple personality disorder, Gavin. [Page Six]
Lauren Hutton showed up at Bravo's A-List awards Wednesday night to pick up a lifetime achievement award, and somehow ended up on stage rubbing her crotch and mumbling the word "sluts." [Page Six]
Also from the A-List awards: The "Real Housewives" from Orange county and New York acted catty towards each other and didn't get along. Surprise! [Rush & Molloy]
Melissa Joan Hart says she'd love to pose for Maxim again to show that she's a hot mom. [Page Six]
John Mayer says playing Guitar Hero is nothing like playing the real thing, and he knows since he's done both. Or so he says. [MSNBC]
Britney Spears was photographed driving around in her children's toy Escalade without any children in sight. [Jezebel]
Hills villains Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have made more than $3 million through reality shows, photo shoots, and club appearances. Further proof that the world is coming to an end. [In Touch]
Chase Crawford got another job. He'll star in a scary movie that'll open on Halloween. [Reuters]
Evander Holyfield's $10 million house in Atlanta is heading into foreclosure. [Showbuzz]
