"As soon as the dessert forks were down, there they went, acquaintances, cast members, even family, out the door of Sardi's restaurant. A friend finally approached with a report on the reviews. Two words: 'the worst.' Indeed they were. The play was 'Moose Murders,' and even now, 25 years later, it is considered the standard of awfulness against which all Broadway flops are judged." [Times]