A new Bud Light ad campaign was blatantly stolen from a 1989 Rob Schneider stand-up routine. Crawling Madison Avenue bastards. How far do you think that European Gigolo money is gonna go? See the shocking thievery for yourself after the jump.

If they steal David Spade's "Nuprin" bit, I'm gonna straight-up murder someone's ass. [Video produced by Richard Blakeley.]