The biggest loser in the Jimmy Kimmel-Sarah Silverman breakup? Howard Stern, who sounds despondent about the split. He was supposed to hang out with the couple on vacation last week, but they never showed, and when Howard later heard the news, he was so upset he had to take a walk to calm down. [Page Six]
As for Jimmy, he's already moved on: He's supposedly dating the head writer on his show, Molly McNearny. [The Insider]
Al Reynolds is trying to sell a book about finance, even though he hasn't actually had a job since he met Star Jones years ago. [Page Six]
Andy Dick was arrested in California yesterday for exposing a 17-year-old girl's breasts outside a chicken wings joint. When officers arrested him, he was intoxicated and in possession of marijuana and Xanax. [Page Six]
Billionaire hotelier Patrick Denihan went crazy after a couple set up their umbrella too close to his weekend home on the Jersey Shore. [Page Six]
Scandal! Brad Pitt left his family's side to hang with Quentin Tarantino and talk about a new movie role. [People]
Matthew McConaughey is starting his own record label, and his first artist is going to be a reggae artist named Mishka. [Page Six]
Rosario Dawson and new boyfriend Matthieu Schreyer, a DJ, are taking a trip to France to visit his family. [People]
Kirsten Dunst might have a thing for Emile Hirsch or Justin Long, if you care. [Page Six]
Derek Jeter was partying with Minka Kelly until 4 a.m. on Wednesday morning. [Rush & Molloy]
Mena Suvari and her music producer boyfriend Simone Sestito got engaged during a recent trip to Jamaica. [E!]
Rapper Nate Dog, who was paralyzed because of a stroke he suffered six months ago, pled not guilty to charges of making criminal threats and stalking his estranged wife. [E!]
Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson announced they're having a baby girl. [Star]