David Carr of the New York Times, the newspaper's delightful media columnist, was roped into one of those incredibly boring panel discussions with which the city is plagued this week. One has to admire his ability to retreat into his own private world: Carr (second from right) is so motionless that he could be asleep as former Business 2.0 reporter Erick Schonfeld drones on about some new video service for startups. Our tipster, referring to the drug-addicted past as a "fulminating crackhead" that Carr recounts in his much-awaited memoir, imagines how the reformed writer made it through the session. The proposed caption: 'Dreaming of cocaine.'