You know a Craigslist ad is running spectacularly afoul of social decency when the fourth paragraph contains a vehement explanation of why it does not violate fair housing laws. But the disclaimer in this ad is surely not necessary, since no Craigslist reader, no matter how heartless, would begrudge a "sweet... perfectionist" 20-29-year-old female who "takes direction well" the chance to live in a "FREE $2000 APARTMENT." All you have to do is put in 14-hours of work per week and please your landlord/boss, a "rich, single, heterosexual guy" with "more $ than time." Duties include cooking, cleaning, laundry, back-walking and various other uncomfortable forms of touching. Click the thumbnail for an image of the full ad. [Craigslist]