• El Baño is either a super-exclusive club you won't be getting into beginning next week because you don't have a key, or it's a super-exclusive club you won't be getting into because it doesn't actually exist. [DBTH]
  • The scoop on Sasha Petraske's new absinthe-heavy nightspot, White Star. [Eater]
  • What will New Yorkers think of the local incarnation of the South Beach Wine & Food Festival? [TONY]
  • A new Brooklyn restaurant called Ellis serves rattlesnake skewers. Yum. [Grub Street]