Singer and sensitive blogger John Mayer has been trying to get this t-shirt for seven years. Now he has it and wrote a positively orgasmic blog post about it, even though it doesn't. Even. Fit. Why? Because it is a hipster holy grail, basically:

1. [The shirt] is not intentionally ironic; it's really meant to promote a local karate studio.

2. The juxtaposition between the intensity of the photo and the matter-a-fact-ness of the typeset.

3. It is truly new old stock, probably silkscreened 15 years ago

4. It's more limited edition than any tee shirt I've ever known or something.

Please, please stop talking John Mayer. Your many pretend boyfriends/girlfriends should not have to see you trying this hard.

[John Mayer via Animal]