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Come Back to Earth Robert DeNiro
Hamilton Nolan · 11/06/15 10:16AMWaist Training Techniques of The Stars
Hamilton Nolan · 04/03/15 02:24PMStay Off the Red Carpet, Then
Hamilton Nolan · 02/05/15 10:51AMSuperficially Attractive Celebrity Hammers Home Shallowness of Populace
Hamilton Nolan · 09/05/14 08:51AMJames Franco Is Ready for Jail
Hamilton Nolan · 08/01/14 03:17PMMacklemore Is a Ho Bag
Hamilton Nolan · 01/27/14 01:40PMAshton Kutcher Is an Engineer Now, Hahaha
Hamilton Nolan · 10/30/13 08:40AMMiddle-Aged Celeb Mag Castoff Hilariously Channels Millennials
Hamilton Nolan · 05/14/13 10:49AMA long time ago, Bonnie Fuller was the editor of real (if vapid) celebrity rags like Star and Us Weekly. But now she's just the editor of a very pink website called HollywoodLife.com, and the author of bizarre celebrity conspiracy theory columns. And a simpleton pundit for the most gullible elements of the advertising industry!
Who Should Be The New Face of Twinkies?
Hamilton Nolan · 03/14/13 11:00AMThought Catalog Reaches Breathtaking New Low in Self-Awareness
Hamilton Nolan · 07/30/12 10:21AMDispatch From the Future: Katie Holmes Goes to Tom Cruise's Birthday Party Today
Hamilton Nolan · 07/03/12 12:20PMFrom the current (July 16) issue of OK! Magazine: "We often see Katie Holmes carrying around 6 year-old daughter Suri— dollies, blankets, and all. But on June 25, the little princess gave mom's back a break as they sprinted through the streets of NYC. With husband Tom Cruise shooting Oblivion in Iceland, the dressed-down Katie enjoyed some just-us-girls time with Suri, stopping by Chelsea Piers, Whole Foods and Jacque Torres Chocolate. They also saw the film Brave in the East Village. The pair rejoined Tom for his 50th birthday on July 3."
Stay the Fuck Away From Boxing Matches, Justin Bieber
Hamilton Nolan · 05/07/12 10:25AMSilicon Valley's Secret, Vicious Lust for Hollywood Fame
Ryan Tate · 04/13/12 09:46AMMotivations are supposed to be pure in Silicon Valley. Facebook, for example, was developed to make the world a better place; its billions of dollars in revenue are just a happy accident. And when a Facebook scion eagerly promoted her titillating new reality show, she was roundly condemned as a terrible sellout—by people who were themselves dying to sell out.
How Mark Zuckerberg’s Sister Descended Into Reality Television (and How Tech Is on the Same Path)
Ryan Tate · 04/05/12 03:27PMRandi Zuckerberg has been awarded a Bravo reality show, a show that will follow young people trying to become "Silicon Valley's next great success stories." The mere existence of the program shows how the myth of golden opportunity in the Valley is, once again, far surpassing reality. But beyond that, the show's a clear signal that ridiculous, highly public interpersonal drama will continue to swirl around the Zuckerberg clan for some time to come.