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What's a tabloid to do when there are no C-list celebrities willing to talk about Jessica Simpson's weight gain? Talk to the woman who designed her wedding dress in 2002, of course! Unfortunately, Vera Wang doesn't actually know much about what Jessica has been up to as of late—and you thought they gabbed on the phone every day!—which is probably why her answer comes off as a little bit vague: "Weight is a very personal issue. I think it has to do with a lot of other conditions. And, you know, I don't know what's going on in her life. I certainly can't comment, but she's a very good girl, so I'm sorry to hear that." Thanks for weighing in anyway! [Us]