Alec Baldwin hates TMZ's Harvey Levin, who made famous Baldwin's abusive voice mail to his 11-year-old daughter and who, Baldwin writes, "seemed to be that breed of tabloid creature that realized an almost sexual level of pleasure from ruining other people's lives." Previously, the voice mail had been the fault of the daughter, then the media, then the entire family court system. Oh, also, his ex-wife, who "reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of high-priced lawyers." Sounds familiar!
Anne Hathaway's handlers don't want you to know that she smokes. [R&M]
Paris Hilton is probably already jealous of Nicole Richie's screaming matches with Joel Madden. [Star]
Britney Spears' record label will make her insane again or grow fabulously wealthy trying. [Scoop]
Miley Cyrus, 16, insists the 20-year-old underwear model who flew into town for a visit is "just a friend." [Hollyscoop]
An entrepreneurial LA airport cop created a fake Jamie-Lynn Spears to distract the paparazzi and now he's in trouble for it because he gets paid to make the lives of ordinary people miserable. [E!]
