This One Time, at a Beauty Contest... Sarah Palin Played the Flute

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Kyle Buchanan

10/01/08 02:45PM

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When video of a swimsuit-clad Sarah Palin at the 1984 Miss Alaska contest hit the web last week, the YouTube uploader promised more goodies to come, including Palin's talent competition entry. Now, finally, it is here: Sarah Palin (née Heath), "accomplished flautist," tooting "The Homecoming" by Nathan Hardy on one doozy of a flute (which she then had fired). Can Palin whip out a piccolo at tomorrow's vice presidential debate to steal some of Joe Biden's foreign policy thunder? Tina Fey, you'd better start practicing. [HuffPo]

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Cam/ron Kyle Buchanan 10/01/08 10:53PM

I swore that I heard that tune in a Denny's at 2am when I was surrounded by underage drunks and lonely souls from the local trailer park.

WGARefugee Kyle Buchanan 10/01/08 04:56PM

The National Enquirer fingers her deft fingering caused a major breakup of—gasp—a snowmobile dealership.

[www.nationalenquirer.com]

WGARefugee WGARefugee 10/01/08 04:58PM

@WGARefugee: I mean fingers her deft fingering as the cause of a major breakup of—gasp—a snowmobile dealership.

(Defamer needs a boss key that pops up a spreadsheet or something.)

Old No.7 Kyle Buchanan 10/01/08 03:08PM

This one time... at band camp...

Old No.7 Old No.7 10/01/08 03:20PM

@Old No.7: Maybe it would help if I actually read the headline for the post, as well as the copy, once in awhile.

I feel like I just got interviewed by Katie Couric.

majikthise Kyle Buchanan 10/01/08 03:19PM

i've finally figured out whom Palin patterns herself after, based on that hairdo. Anita Bryant! c'mon. am i right?

el smrtmnky majikthise 10/01/08 03:43PM

@majikthise: i've got the cream pies waiting.