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• Presumably this is what happens when you spend time hanging out with John Mayer: Dick Parsons (right), the former chairman and CEO of Time Warner and currently the chairman of the board of Citigroup, not only cheated on his wife of three decades with a "model-philanthropist" 29 years his junior, he fathered a child with her, too. [NYDN]
• Sean Penn and wife Robin Wright Penn may not be getting divorced after all. Weeks after filing for legal separation, Penn has withdrawn the motion, either because he only did it in a fit of anger, or because he got jealous after seeing Robin flirting with a handful of men at the Cannes Film Festival. [NYDN, P6]
• The "Real Housewives of New York" have all reportedly signed on for a third season and are expected to make upwards of $30,000 per episode. [MSNBC]

• Amy Winehouse was reportedly rushed to the hospital last week because of "chest pains," not due to dehydration like her reps claimed. [Mirror]
• The rapper Rihanna was supposedly spotted kissing at Lucky Strike is denying reports that they're dating. [People]
• Barbara Walters is supposedly "fuming" that she isn't invited to Joy Behar's wedding in the fall, since she "feels like she gave Joy her big break, and it would only be right to at least ask her to come." [NYDN]
• Giada De Laurentiis says she and Rachael Ray aren't the enemies they've been made out to be, although they're not exactly best friends, either. [Us]
• Paris Hilton has lost her BlackBerry again. [DM]
• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may be totally in love and partying past 1am, or feuding constantly. Take your pick. [People, Sun]
• Officials in the Philippines must not have accepted Alec Baldwin's apology, because they've now banned him from the country for making "negative remarks against Filipino women." [GMA]
• Madonna is supposedly bad luck for the Mets, since they've lost four in a row since she went to a game at Citi Field. [P6]
• Robert De Niro's the new grandfather of a baby boy named Nicholas. [P6]
• Actress Rashida Jones and Obama speechwriter Jon Favreau were supposedly spotted kissing at two D.C. parties last week. [NYDN]
• Keith Urban might have gotten botoxed, just so you know. [LG]
• Scarlett Johansson has recorded an album with Pete Yorn, which is due out in September. [USA Today]
• Natalie Cole's sister reportedly died while Natalie was in the hospital receiving her kidney transplant this week. [P6]
• Actress Lucy Gordon was found dead in her Paris apartment yesterday of an apparent suicide. [USA Today]
• Actress Alexis Bledel has signed on as a model with IMG. [People]
• Jay Lyon says he's officially done dating Whitney Port and filming for The City, since he "couldn't handle reality television!" [E!]