Scarlett Johansson may have sent crushy emails to Barack Obama, but that doesn't mean she can't defend Hillary Clinton against sexist political pundits in the racist media. [Star]
Michael Phelps is canoodling with the runner-up Miss California. Should we be allowing gold medal blood to be diluted by a Silver?? [R&M]
Sarah Palin might appear on Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update special tonight to hilariously and viciously mock Tina Fey's American Express ad. Wait, her what now? [Jossip]
Ben Stiller thought the Daily Show couldn't take sides in the presidential election. More worrisome, he also thought all nonprofits have to be politically balanced. Googling "527" will show Stiller only part of his error. But it's a start. [R&M]
Arnold Schwarzenegger, on his wife Maria Shriver, as the state he runs flirts with insolvency: "Being a Democrat is a sickness." Uh, OK. [P6]
Charlize Theron was unfaithful to her watch company, Raymond Weil, a court has ruled, so she might have to pay up to $20 million. What time is it? PAYBACK TIME. [Post]
