The radical ups and downs afflicting the stock market would be enough to make anyone curse a blue streak — especially Dennis Kneale, the Media and Technology Editor at CNBC. One of our eagle-eyed tipsters was kind enough to pass along this priceless (silent) moment where a split-screened Kneale reads a note that's been passed to him and drops an f-bomb that he visibly regrets, then tries to cover up with the dorkiest "Wait, am I still on camera? Nothing to see here!" face imaginable. Oliver Stone, you can thank us later.