You can use Craigslist to find a sex partner in half an hour or less—or, once you've exhausted those options, to find a (lady) writer to help you tell your story of sex addiction—enabled in part by that very website! "I have basically been a sex addict enabled completely by the internet world for the last 13 plus years. I have met and been with dozens of women, men, couples and chatted with 100's more online..."

In other words, he is a self-starting multitasker. Ladies: this could be your chance to meet hottie actor and rehabilitating sex addict David Duchovny. (There's no pay.) But seriously, addiction is nothing to joke about. Please copulate responsibly. [Craigslist]