Lindsay's Break-In, Blaine's Brush With Death
• Lindsay Lohan's troubles continue: Last week, the cell phone she left behind at a bodega in NYC prompted her to call the cops; now the police in LA are investigating a break-in at her Hollywood Hills home, which her family now says may have been an inside job. [People, TMZ, NYP]
• David Blaine's magic skills have turned a bit rusty. Although he was told not to go swimming in the ocean on account of Hurricane Bill, he jumped in the water at Necox Beach in Watermill anyway. And instead of magically transporting himself to safety, a couple of lifeguards had to go and rescue him and a few of his friends. [NYP]
• Ryan Jenkins, the reality show contestant wanted for murdering (and dismembering) his ex-wife, Playboy model Jasmine Fiore, was found dead of an apparent suicide yesterday. [AP, TMZ]
• Rosemary Port, the blogger whose identity was unmasked by Google after model Liskula Cohen filed suit against the tech giant demanding to know who'd called her a "skank," now says she plans to sue Google. [NYDN]
• Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are now expanding their home in London and turning ti into a "£7million superhouse with 33 rooms." [DM]
• Did Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise "help inspire" the new uniforms for the Church of Scientology? That's the rumor, at least. [DM]
• Anna Paquin is not pregnant. She and fiancé Stephen Moyer may, however, be looking to move into new digs together. [Us, NYDN]
• The rumor that Halle Berry is pregnant is just beginning, however. [TMZ]
• Candace Bushnell does not appreciate being called a "cougar." [NYDN]
• Milla Jovovich tied the knot for a third time on Saturday, marrying director Paul Anderson at their home in Beverly Hills. [Us]
• An 18-year-old from Venezuela, Stefania Fernandez, won the Miss Universe pageant on Sunday. [NYDN]
• Hugh Hefner's estranged wife is suing the Playboy founder. [TMZ]
• Lady GaGa had her fans in Britain in a tizzy after showing up late to a concert and then cutting the set short. [Sun]
• Doug Reinhardt, Paris Hilton's boyfriend, has been "begging" MTV producers to pay him for his appearances on The Hills. [P6]
• In other news involving C-list douchebags, Brody Jenner had to spend his 26th birthday in the hospital having his appendix removed. [NYDN]
• In political news, President Obama and family arrived on Martha's Vineyard yesterday to begin their week-long summer vacation. [NYP]
• Back at home, bedbugs have infiltrated Bill Clinton's offices. [NYDN]
• And Judy Giuliani is still better at golf than Rudy Giuliani, in case you were wondering. [P6]