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• Are Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly "secretly engaged" and planning to get married this fall? That's what an "insider" is now telling Page Six, for what it's worth. [P6]
• Parker Posey has bowed out of an off-Broadway play, but sushi doesn't appear to be the culprit: Parker has been diagnosed with lime disease, according to people involved with the show. [NYP]
• Redmond O'Neal, the troubled son of Farrah Fawcett and Ryan O'Neal, plans to star in his own reality show once he's released from prison. He says he's only doing it to "honor his mother," but then again you probably knew that. [NYDN]
• The police released video footage yesterday of the robbers breaking into Lindsay Lohan's house last weekend. If you spot anyone familiar, feel free to call the cops. Or congratulate them. Or whatever. [NYP]

• It looks like it's the end of the line for Avril Lavigne and her husband of three years, Sum 41's Deryck Whibley. Tragic news, we know. [NYDN]
• It's a good thing that members of the Jackson family are raking in money hand over fist these days. Because Michael Jackson's funeral is going to cost $150,000 to have it happen on a weekday, as opposed to the $50K it would have cost them to do it over the weekend. [TMZ]
• Megan Fox will not be the next Catwoman, just so you know. [People]
• What did Chris Brown do after his court appearance on Tuesday? He hit the clubs, which is exactly what you would have done, too, right? [People]
• Tom Sizemore, no stranger to the criminal justice system, is in trouble again: The actor has been charged with spousal battery after an incident with his girlfriend last month turned violent. [TMZ]
• Anne Heche went to town on her ex-husband on David Letterman's show last night. Take a look at the video. [People]
• Music producer Scott Storch has seen better days, clearly. His Miami mansion went into foreclosure recently and he's now living in a hotel. [P6]
• The feud continues between the elderly couple who maintain that actor Gerard Butler smacked their dog, and Butler himself who is claiming that the man's dog bit Butler's pug first. [NYP, MSNBC]
• Heidi Pratt is "the new Michael Jackson," at least according to Spencer Pratt. We're not sure if that means she's really talented when it comes to singing and dancing or she's just had a lot of plastic surgery. But we're going to go with the latter if you don't have any objections. [Us]