· Ridley Scott has attached himself to Hasbro-Universal's movie adaptation of Monopoly—he hopes to give it a "a futuristic sheen along the lines of his iconic 'Blade Runner.'" Hmmm...Keanu for Mr. Monopoly? And who'll play this Community Chest lady? [THR] · A Jerry Garcia biopic focusing on his early life is in development. We'll assume it begins with the formative wood-chopping accident that took his middle finger at age 4. (What? We experimented with Deadheaddom in college.) [THR] · HBO is developing a comedy pilot called The Review, set "at a New York literary magazine in the immediate aftermath of Black Monday in 1987." The Iran-Contra affair is suddenly cool again, in that detached, period, Mad Men kind of way. [THR] After the jump: Assess Jay Leno and John McCain unmistakable sexual chemistry!· Jesus Christ will attempt to stop Samuel L. Jackson from detonating London in the espionage thriller Blown. Thanks for making the TomKat Theater version so easy to title, guys. [THR] · John McCain's Tonight Show appearance gave the show its best Tuesday night ratings since February 2007, though the Senator's political career is now in question after he engaged in questionable rolling-pin-flouring activities with the host. [THR]