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Couple's Monopoly Game Ends With Her Smacking His Dumb Face Goddamn
Aleksander Chan · 11/25/14 02:00PM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/fchnikixhfnz94bah7xz/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
I do not know 21-year-old Alyssa Ferraro of Hooksett, NH, but from what we can gather from her reported arrest by police following a presumably intense game of Monopoly, she's just a woman who needed to tell her boyfriend, "fuck this shit" ("this shit" being "u r cheating at this game") with her hand.
This Poor Guy Could Not Have Picked a Better Shirt to Get Arrested In
Jay Hathaway · 10/30/14 03:48PMHasbro Let the Internet Choose The New Monopoly Token and Guess What the Internet Picked
Neetzan Zimmerman · 02/06/13 08:22AMWoman Stabs Boyfriend Repeatedly for Cheating at Monopoly
Brian Moylan · 10/27/11 04:22PM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/18k1gfhvo4f4ojpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
Laura Chavez, a 60 year-old New Mexican, was drinking and playing a nice game of Monopoly with her grandson and her boyfriend, Clyde "Butch" Smith. When Chavez suspected Smith of cheating, she sent her grandson to bed and proceeded to hit Smith over the head with a bottle and then stabbed him repeatedly with a kitchen knife.
The Last Days of Regis Philbin
Richard Lawson · 09/06/11 03:53PMFun For the Whole Plutocratic Family
Hamilton Nolan · 10/14/10 10:46AMGuess What, Everybody, the Economy Still Sucks!
Brian Moylan · 02/05/10 02:06PMFrank Beddor —
Gabriel Snyder · 11/11/09 05:36PMMost Infuriating Monopoly Yet, for Google Maps
Ryan Tate · 09/08/09 10:38AMAll 'Monopoly: The Movie' Needs Now Is Keanu Reeves
Seth Abramovitch · 11/12/08 01:32PM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/18m7xt0ioj3wmjpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
· Ridley Scott has attached himself to Hasbro-Universal's movie adaptation of Monopoly—he hopes to give it a "a futuristic sheen along the lines of his iconic 'Blade Runner.'" Hmmm...Keanu for Mr. Monopoly? And who'll play this Community Chest lady? [THR] · A Jerry Garcia biopic focusing on his early life is in development. We'll assume it begins with the formative wood-chopping accident that took his middle finger at age 4. (What? We experimented with Deadheaddom in college.) [THR] · HBO is developing a comedy pilot called The Review, set "at a New York literary magazine in the immediate aftermath of Black Monday in 1987." The Iran-Contra affair is suddenly cool again, in that detached, period, Mad Men kind of way. [THR] After the jump: Assess Jay Leno and John McCain unmistakable sexual chemistry!· Jesus Christ will attempt to stop Samuel L. Jackson from detonating London in the espionage thriller Blown. Thanks for making the TomKat Theater version so easy to title, guys. [THR] · John McCain's Tonight Show appearance gave the show its best Tuesday night ratings since February 2007, though the Senator's political career is now in question after he engaged in questionable rolling-pin-flouring activities with the host. [THR]
Ridley Scott To Turn Monopoly Into Blade Runner
Alex Carnevale · 11/12/08 12:15PM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/18m7xto78l688jpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
Ridley Scott's master plan to turn every property into Blade Runner has brought him to the board game Monopoly, which he has agreed to direct as a feature. Scott's critical success with the Philip K. Dick adaptation means that every time someone desires a director for a high profile property, he happily throws his name in the mix, with the subsequent press touting how this one will be the next Blade Runner. Apparently mixing Blade Runner with Monopoly is the pitch that finally worked on Universal execs, for reasons we fail to understand:The Hollywood Reporter says that Scott will bring Blade Runner-style futurism to the project, and notes that "board games and branded properties have become more attractive as studios look to mitigate risk by finding built-in audiences." Monopoly will slot in besides similar Hasbro projects like the Michael Bay-produced Ouija Board, and a feature based on Battleship. So now Blade Runner meets Monopoly...how exactly? Who nodded their head during that pitch meeting? We want names.
Former 'WSJ' Editor Notes Rupert's 'Dark Side'
ian spiegelman · 05/10/08 12:10PM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/17m1h1y0ep77ijpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
Former Wall Street Journal managing editor Paul Steiger was tapped to write News Corp. Chairman Rupert Murdoch's profile in Time's "100 Most Influential People" feature. So what does Steiger, who retired from the Journal last year after handing it over to Murdoch-who is evil-think of the media baron?
Do Not Pass Go
Richard Lawson · 02/25/08 05:17PM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/18s3l72ydw15ejpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
Ridley Scott, respected director of films such as Blade Runner, Gladiator, and American Gangster has reportedly signed on to direct a movie based on the board game Monopoly. Erm, yup. No word yet on who will play Rich Uncle Pennybags. We're gunning for obvious choice Wilford Brimley. Or, thrillingly, Cate Blanchett. [FishbowlNY]