Anthony Michaels was told by Classmates.com, the world's most annoying social network, that his old school buddies might be looking for him. Michaels upgraded and paid the gold membership fee. In exchange, he found out a harsh reality: No one was actually looking for him. Michaels is now taking Classmates.com to court for fraudulent billing practices. Anthony, maybe you should use Facebook to round up some friends and make it a class-action lawsuit! [Wired]