Cold-hearted bastards. The New York Times sent out a memo to employees this morning telling them that the 14th, 15th, and 16th floors are going to be closed over Thanksgiving weekend so that workers can finally put finishing on the wood floors—a vital job for which the paper has plenty of money. Do you know what this means? The cafeteria will be closed on Thanksgiving. Take your snack from the coffee cart and be happy, peons! Wait, that's closed too:

"Now that the wood floors in the building have acclimated to their new home, we are able to complete the finishing job. To take advantage of limited foot traffic during Thanksgiving weekend, there will be no access to the 14th, 15th and 16th floors from 2 p.m. on Wednesday, Nov. 26, through Sunday night, Nov. 30. The floors will reopen on Monday, Dec. 1. Note that the cafeteria will be closed for the duration of the work. Newsroom coffee cart service will continue except for Thanksgiving Day. We apologize for any inconvenience. Building Operations"

Times employees may want to visit the Food Bank of NYC.