'Two fingers in, you get yourself some jelly, and just moisturize yourself!'
Fox & Friends anchor Brian Kilmeade says a man stuck on a ski lift with his ass hanging out should "get a Vaseline sponsorship," so he can "slide two fingers in." Plus: "Stimulus."
Keep in mind Kilmeade is proven to be totally gay for David Beckham, as well. When will News Corp. stop giving in to the homosexual agenda?