Catching up today on our socialite fashion models, we enjoyed an introduction to Elettra Wiedemann, the 25-year-old daughter of Isabella Rossellini and granddaughter of Ingrid Bergman. Or rather, we gleaned her unique perspective on weight-sensitive boozing.

“I’m not much of a goer-outer because I get really fat really fast when I drink," she told Page Six Magazine in an interview appearing this weekend. "If I could be an alcoholic, I probably would be, but I just can’t.” Silly! That's what the coke is for. Didn't your mother teach you anything?