The W. DVD is going to have some killer double features. First, video was leaked of the violent arrest of Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright, and now TMZ has their surprisingly funny squad car banter.

As befits a modern man-duo, Brolin and Wright have a chemistry that's equal parts homoerotic bonding and Hollywood narcissism. The former is on display when Brolin attends to Wright's wounded ego with a little bit of kissy-kissy, and the latter is at full volume as the two tussle over who suffers most over the arrest. "I understand for you it's major," reassures Brolin, "but for me, it's bad." Still, we have to give the trophy to Wright: "They TASED me, man!" In the annals of celebrity pity parties, that's a hard one to trump.