Ewwww! Dexter Married His Sister
Look, for three seasons now we've humored Dexter on his bloody little vigilante campaign to rid the world of murderers, rapists, dine-n'-dashers, and the like. But now he's overstepped the boundaries of serial-killer good taste.
Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter are husband and wife.
Hall's spokesman, Craig Bankey, said on Friday that the couple eloped in California on New Year's Eve. They'll walk the red carpet together at the Golden Globe Awards on Sunday — the first time publicly acknowledging their relationship. [...] They've been quietly dating for about a year and a half.
At their wedding, Carpenter's grandfather's wedding band was attached to her bouquet of white roses.
All joking aside, we couldn't be happier for the couple. Romantically speaking, it's been a great week for unintuitive forensics cops with psychopathic brothers, and a terrible one for busty psychics. Oh well—c'est la vie!