The Two Hardest Words in the English Language Are 'Top Cop' 4.96K Hamilton Nolan 01/27/09 02:21PM Filed to: Fox News Fox News VideUhOh Clips Television Media Cops reading is fundamental Mistakes A Fox News anchor finds the words "Top Cop" so difficult to read off the teleprompter he finally just gives up and says "ah, whatever." It's not the first time this has happened!Ha, "top cock." Ha.