BREAKING! 'Ellen' Fire Downgraded To Pipe-Burst

We've been beside ourselves with worry after receiving word of a possible fire on the Ellen set. (Where's Iggy? Where's Portia? Where's DJ Tony Okungbowa???) We're happy to report there's no cause for alarm:
It wasn't a fire, a pipe burst in one of the stages. Why it burst nobody knows but it was limited to that one pipe and the damage is very minimal. Basically a lot of stuff got wet.
Carry on.