Though Liev Schreiber has a perfectly acceptable set of pecs, partner Naomi Watts confessed to Ellen DeGeneres today that Schreiber would throw his rack away for the chance to possess man-boobs. For breast-feeding.

So intense is his Method commitment to the role of parent, Watts says, that Schreiber looked into the possibility of donning an artificial pair of breasts to bond with their first child. This, then, is the sad state of Hollywood today: even its more virile, hairy-chested actors are pressured into getting fake boobs. When Alec Baldwin starts looking a little fuller on top, it will be time to panic.