Various dead-enders accuse us of writing too much negative news, simply because we inform you daily that American society at large is collapsing. Unrelated: let's review the contents of actual publication "The Happy Herald!"

Happy Herald is "South Florida's Positive Living and Entertainment Guide," as you know, and it has just the antidote for your ceaseless fears of financial insecurity and subsequent poverty-induced death. Starting with the "Upbeat Note From the Publisher!" The latest one's about Valentine's day. A sample:

When Valentine failed, Claudius had him stoned and beheaded.

Here's a section called "Business For Lovers!"

"I have learned that most people are nice people, and we all basically want the same things."

Sex and money! Finally, here's a little advice from the Happy Herald's actual advice column, "The Dr. Happy Formula":

Because negative judgment pulls negative emotions in with it, not judging will also help preserve your happiness.

The Happy Herald: We're not judging it.