Well here's a story sure to give pause to any father of twins who's ever heard anyone utter the words, "Gee, your kids don't look very much alike at all!"

Seems that some Dallas woman named Mia Washington was fucking around on her husband, then she gave birth to twin boys, and she just happened to notice that the two kids looked nothing alike, so she went to the doctor, which, in retrospect, may have been a bit of a mistake. Reports Fox News:

Paternity tests then revealed what had happened - two eggs had been fertilized by two different sperm and there was a 99.99% chance the twins had different dads.

Doctors at the DNA lab in Dallas, Texas had never seen such a result.

(Mia) Washington later admitted she had had an affair and got pregnant by two different men at the same time.

Well ain't that some shitty-ass luck?! Apparently this sort of happening is quite rare, but entirely possible! They even have a term for it—-"heteropaternal superfecundation."

Now the burning question in all of this is how in God's name has the entertainment business not yet built some sort of story around this "condition?" It sounds like a perfect plot for an Horton Foote play! Better yet, somebody get NBC's Fratboy King Ben Silverman on the phone stat, because this has got "hit reality show" written all over it.