Spencer Pratt's hot new rap single drops on iTunes, Britney sports a two-piece, Hayden Panettiere's tattoo artist can't spell and fucked up her new ink, some crazed Idol fan attempted to strangle Simon Cowell's ex-girlfriend outside the show's studio after the finale, and Amy Winehouse in in the hospital AGAIN!

  • Spencer Pratt, rapping under the name "The Great White" and desperately trying to find some sort of relevance in the real world, has released his first rap song titled "I'm a Celebrity" on iTunes. Yeah. [US Weekly]

  • Britney Spears is running around the Bahamas in a two piece looking all semi-hot and shit! [TMZ]

  • Hayden Panettiere got a tattoo running straight down the side of her torso and the tattoo artist who did the job misspelled one of the words in the phrase. [Perez]

  • An American Idol fan walked up to Terri Seymour, Simon Cowell's ex-girlfriend, outside of the Idol studios and asked if she was still seeing him. Then the freak tried to strangle her and now Simon has hired a bunch of ex-Army commandos to protect him from these sort of idiots. [Sun]

  • For the third time in three months, Amy Winehouse has been hospitalized for being a complete fucking trainwreck. [Mirror]

  • Hey remember Chad Lowe, brother of Rob and ex-husband to Hillary Swank? He's just became a father with his new girlfriend! [EOnline]

  • What the hell are 50 Cent and Bette Midler doing arm in arm at a garden party? Is he gay or something?! [Mirror]

  • Hey look it's our little emo buddy Pete Wentz hanging out with Rihanna, but please don't tell him we said anything about this or he might start crying like a little bitch again. [Just Jared]

  • Kate Gosselin fired forty, fucking FORTY, aides in a span of three months. [US Weekly]

  • Britney Spears' former bodyguard says that her negligence led to him suffering a devastating injury while on the job. We can't even begin to imagine what she did to him. [Daily News]