Not only was beloved former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich denied his opportunity to be a celebrity wishing to get out of here, now he won't even get his million dollars from his book deal.

The killjoys of the Illinois State Senate are passing some terrible bill that wouldn't allow elected officials "convicted" of "misconduct" from cashing in on their fame.

If the governor is convicted, he must "forfeit any monetary rights derived from any book, movie, television, radio program, or Internet depiction or detailing of the crime for which he or she was convicted."

Uh but wait, Patti "That Fucking Cubs Shit" Blagojevich is exempt from the bill, so she totally gets to go be on I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here, even though she is not a "celebrity," she is just the crazy, cursey wife of Rod Blagojevich. What the hell, Illinois.