Here is an actual press release sent yesterday to the editor of GayListDaily.com. That's GayListDaily.com. How stupid can you anticipate the following press release to be? It was sent by 5WPR, America's most inept organization of any sort. Behold:

Hi [Editor of GayListDaily.com],

A recent study published in the June issue of Contraception Magazine presents findings that the "Pull Out" method of birth control rivals the use of condoms. http://www. guttmacher.org/pubs/journals/ reprints/Contraception79-407- 410.pdf

Published by sex researcher Rachel K. Jones and based on several studies and data from the Guttmacher Institute, the study indicates that "pulling out" before ejaculation is nearly effective as condoms in preventing pregnancy – calling the method "only slightly less effective" than condoms.
http://www.cbsnews.com/ stories/2009/05/28/health/ main5045514.shtml

This study has clearly raised concerns amongst healthcare experts, with lively opinions and debate being expressed across the media. To speak with 20 year veteran on contraception, Carol Carrozza, VP of Marketing for Ansell Healthcare, the makers of LifeStyles Condoms, please contact me. Carrozza is an industry expert and can provide commentary and insight on the study, as well as answer relevant questions.

All my best,

[Poor flack]
5W Public Relations

We hope you will take this family planning information to heart, gays.
5WPR is hiring, btw!
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