Vanity Fair Can Offer You Nothing

Ha, Vanity Fair just put out their NYC summer guide, but hey—don't ask them for a reservation at Monkey Bar! Owned by Vanity Fair's Graydon Carter! Because they can't get you one! Eh? Their guide also features errors:

There are no McCarren pool parties this summer! All the hipsters will continue thinking Vanity Fair isn't cool, now. Also "summer hours" are actually called "furloughs."