Billy Mays Hates Kids 16.16K Hamilton Nolan 06/17/09 03:14PM Filed to: Heroes Heroes Billy Mays Playboy Pitchmen Exclusive Out-of-Context news The upcoming issue of Playboy has a profile of Billy Mays, in which the bearded, Bentley-driving cleaning product salesman reveals his ruthless desire to crush the dreams of children: Perhaps it's better that the children stay away?