What Had Better Be the Nine Best Words Ever 14.95K Hamilton Nolan 06/29/09 03:24PM Filed to: Magazines Magazines Media Art Long things Infinity Crazy notions The Future Opium Magazine is running "The Longest Story Ever Told": it's printed on the cover, then printed over in black ink, which will fade over the course of 1,000 years to reveal the nine-word-long story. We already guessed it:It Wasn't Worth The Wait, Suckers. Ha Ha Ha.[Opium via Bay Newser]